Step 1: Hear the sirens.

Step 2: Panic.

Step 3: Remember I never stocked up on anything except coffee and vibes.

Step 4: Accept my fate.

Step 5: Send “lol” in my family and besties’ group chat.

Because honestly, I’m not built for survival situations. I’m just gonna let it end me. 😂 But I’m reading everyone’s response and making adjustments😅